Jokes of the Day: 5 Jokes That Will Make You Laugh So Hard, You’ll Cry

We are excited to announce that we are introducing a new feature to our blog: Jokes of the Day! We believe that humor is an important part of life, and we want to help our readers start each day with a smile.

Benefits of reading jokes

There are many benefits to reading jokes, including:

• Reducing stress: Laughter is a great way to reduce stress and improve your mood. When you laugh, your body releases endorphins, which have mood-boosting effects.
• Improving creativity: Laughter can also improve your creativity. When you laugh, you are more likely to think outside the box and come up with new ideas.
• Strengthening relationships: Laughter is a great way to bond with others. When you share a laugh with someone, it creates a sense of connection and intimacy.
• Improving your overall health: Studies have shown that laughter can have a number of health benefits, including reducing blood pressure, improving cardiovascular health, and boosting the immune system.

How to enjoy our Jokes of the Day post

Our Jokes of the Day post will feature a new joke each day. We will try to include a variety of jokes, from puns to one-liners to longer stories. We hope that you will enjoy our jokes and that they will bring a smile to your face each day.

To enjoy our Jokes of the Day post, simply visit our blog each day and read the joke that is featured. You can also share the joke with your friends and family on social media.

We hope that you will enjoy our new Jokes of the Day post!

 

Joke of the day – 1

I wonder why they don’t draw men on body creams 🤷🤷🤷
But when it comes to body pain they will remember us 😏😏😂

 

Joke of the day – 2

It’s my first time in court 😱 and I heard the judge saying “ORDER” and I quickly replied “fried rice, chicken, and chilled juice ”
Now two policemen are escorting me outside, I think we are going to the restaurant 😭😭😂😂😂💔

Joke of the day – 3

The English I speak with you is the English that looks like you so stop correcting me. I know what I’m doing😄😄😂😂😌😌

 

Joke of the day – 4

My boss thinks I am a fool. 😢
Yesterday he sent me to buy 2kg of sugar but I only found 1kg at the shops so I didn’t buy.😌
I went back to the office & told him that they only had 1kg.

Very pissed at me😡, he asked me why I didn’t use my brain and buy two 1kg packs to make a total of 2kg.😒
Today he sent me to buy a pair of Size 8 slippers but I only found Size 4.

This time I used my brain and bought 2 😀pairs of Size 4 to make Size 8. I took them to him & he told me to wait outside.
I can see him typing.
I guess it’s a promotion letter😎🤣🤣

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Joke of the day – 5

Back in secondary school, I was very p00r in maths.
During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%.

The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest
marks.

So I would always be the first or second to be called out and flogged.
One day, the maths results were announced, and my name
wasn’t among the first to be called out.
The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60%, and 70%, still, my paper had not been called out.
Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking,

“FAO what’s up? How did you pass this exam?”
I smiled and said … “Well, na God o”.
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement.
When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining.

I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling
very anxious and happy now. It was obvious my dreams and prayers had been answered.
The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable.
Finally, the teacher looked up and said, one id!ot did not write his name on his paper and he scored 0%.
I just fainted………….

Nobody should wake me ooooo🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣